Unless you’re batting a thousand
or are asexual, chances are you’ve chased after your share of ladies before,
and as surely as the sun sets, you’ve seen how perilously complicated pursuing
girls can be. If you’re still breathing, then you’ve felt the shock,
disappointment, and agony of failure with females. Call the struggle whatever
idiom you like, but most of us have missed the mark, crashed and burned or
tried and died to woo women over and win their hearts. Already, the contest has
claimed countless casualties, but for those of us still alive, you’ve come to
the right place.
This blog is a space—a hospital operating
theater—for any luckless sufferer to share their story of how ill-fate and/or
folly with females cost them that date or spoiled the perfect opportunity for
something more. Whether you accidentally ran over her cat, fortuitously forgot
to pay your electricity bill, stupidly said you’re too tired, or even
inadvertently triggered her food allergy, this is the place to open up old
scars and share your side of the story. So get up on that surgery table and
spill your heart out for us all to see. In the process, perhaps we can chuckle
along at what went wrong, share in your sorrows, or even learn lessons to avoid
misfortune on our own home front.
This is a hospital, so let’s
keep things relatively clean.
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